ALFRED POLICE REPORT

EVIDENCE LOG

FEB 4     2017

ALFRED UNIVERSITY

 

At approximately 11 pm on Friday February 3rd, a horrible crime occurred in the second floor Foundations Studio at Harder Hall of the School of Art and Design at Alfred University. In response to this atrocious act, I set it upon myself to gather evidence of the perpetrators’ presence and movements.

This is a collection of that evidence.

BUTTS BUTTS AND BUTTS

butts-butts-butts

 

CLOROX PICKS UP ALL

clorox-cleans-all

 

SUSPICIOUS SPILL

coffee-spill

 

 

OH JESUS IS THIS BLOOD PLEASE DON’T BE BLOOD

dont-worry-its-jam

 

I FOUND THIS TINY NUKE

every-last-drop

 

SUSPICIOUS ACTIVITYaccomplice

TOOLS OF DESTRUCTION?

murder-weapon

TRACES OF THE VICTIM

remnants-of-our-victim

 

SIGNS OF STRUGGLE

handiwork

 

METHOD OF RESTRAINT?

 

This investigation is ongoing and all images/data are reserved in full by the Alfred Foundations Task Force and replication of this information befog the briefing on Monday, February 6th, is punishable to the full extent of Foundations Law.

 

Evidence Logged by Detective J. DiFabio.

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